Just witnessed an Australian MP say in Parliament “chat, is this prime minister serious?” and then follow up by saying “sometimes I feel like he’s the CEO of Ohio”

Here’s the video. You’re welcome.

“gyatts and services tax”

Oh my god it turns out she’s not an MP, she’s a Senator, my mistake

I think that may make it a bit worse if she’s a Senator instead of an MP

@atlrvrse@translunar.academy @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone No it isn’t. This is Senator Fatima Payman on the Australian government attempting to ban social media for 14 and younger and trying to push that law through with creepy surveillance laws that will affect everyone. The speech was written by a 21 year old who said it was not language he would use earnestly outside of the chamber but that it was an intentionally ironic appeal to younger Australians utilising “brain rot” language. I think it was successful as it went viral and now more Australians than before know about the shit Labor and Liberals are pushing through government.

@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone reading through the comments, heres my thoughts - yes, it's outlandish and cringe, but it's got your attention, hasnt it? perhaps she's trying to viral for being cringe at first, but that means more people hear her message? Idk, lets not rule out that this is an on purpose big brain play and not just brainrot reaching government officials

- posted by Ellie

@dowotdashdotdot oh I agree 100%!!! It’s cringe, but it works!

@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone Suddenly have an urge to vote in the Australian elections.

@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone pretty goated copy pasta

To the sigmas of Australia, I say that this goofy ahh government have been capping, not just now but for a long time. A few of you may remember when they said, 'There'll be no fanum tax under the government I lead.' They're capaholics. They're also yapaholics. They yap non-stop about how their cost-of-living measures are changing lives for all Australians. Just put the fries in the bag, lil bro.

They tell us that they're locked in on improving the housing situation in this country. They must have brain rot from watching too much Kai Cenat and forgot about their plans to ban social media for kids under 14. If that becomes law, you can 'forgor skull emoji' all about watching Duke Dennis or catching a dub with the bros on Fort. Chat, is this Prime Minister serious? Even though he's the Prime Minister of Australia, sometimes it feels like he's the CEO of Ohio. I would be taking an L if I did not mention the opps who want to cut WA's gyatts and services tax.

The decision voters will be making in a few months time will be between a mid government, a dog water opposition or a crossbench that will mog both of them. Though some of you cannot yet vote, I hope that, when you do, it will be in a more goated Australia for a government with more aura. Skibidi!

@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone chat, is this /j or /gen

@skye@derg.social @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone it is /satire according to the advisor who wrote it

@vidak @ZoDoneRightNow @yassie_j @atlrvrse

sigmas or stigmas?